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The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi.
By
Edward Cullen
Emmett Cullen
Jasper Hale
Isabella Swan A.K.A Bella Cullen and
Rosalie Hale
and
Alice Cullen(she couldn't miss this chance!)

1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!

2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.

3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what you told me!”

4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.

5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that you heard it from Jane.

6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.

7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”

8.Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.

9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be heart broken.

THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!

10.When you touch Aro make sure you think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.

Oh, yeah!We are not responsible if you get seriously hurt and, or die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy day annoying Aro though!
This was by me and my sisters :iconichigosfrenchmaid: and :iconbellaisedwardslove:!
And this was totally random!NOT COPIED FROM ANYONE!
:pepsi:
:fork:*random thoughts again*
We'll make some more soon!Promise!
P.S. Aro Is Totally Bubbly!
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TheRealWWEFanGirl12 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
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OMFG!!!! YOU DID NOT!! AHHH!!!! I LOVE IT!!
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Mihawk-Fan Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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Simati Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Since I still want to live... No, I won't do any of the actions on this list... But, you can ask him if ever thought to go to the beach sometimes, so that he could be a bit less white...
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woltail23 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
funny but the worst idea to annoy a vampire they might just want to suck all the blood out of you though might be funny to annoy one see what would happen like "oh boy lets annoy a vampire then run away and see what happens"
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waitingforAro Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
....so disrespectful....
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Teenwitch69 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Student Photographer
ahahahahahaahahahaha
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Gothicmewmew16 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Ha ha this is funny . Man this sound something i might to Aro
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TEAMARO Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
Tottally awsome. But Aro would so kill you at the first one of telling him isn't bubbly then when your just about dead he'd say I'm not bubbly now I was before you got here.
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Twilight-lover-1 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
lol lol lol lol lol i don't mind if u make fun of the Volturi from twilight saga i can care lease about them
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Splashabelle Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010
OMG!!! Totally hilarious!!!
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