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The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi.
By
Edward Cullen
Emmett Cullen
Jasper Hale
Isabella Swan A.K.A Bella Cullen and
Rosalie Hale
and
Alice Cullen(she couldn't miss this chance!)

1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!

2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.

3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what you told me!”

4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.

5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that you heard it from Jane.

6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.

7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”

8.Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.

9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be heart broken.

THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!

10.When you touch Aro make sure you think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.

Oh, yeah!We are not responsible if you get seriously hurt and, or die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy day annoying Aro though!
This was by me and my sisters :iconichigosfrenchmaid: and :iconbellaisedwardslove:!
And this was totally random!NOT COPIED FROM ANYONE!
:pepsi:
:fork:*random thoughts again*
We'll make some more soon!Promise!
P.S. Aro Is Totally Bubbly!
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:iconticcitimber:
TicciTimber Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
XD I would totally do 2,3,6,7 and 8
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:icontherealwwefangirl12:
TheRealWWEFanGirl12 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:Pepsi:
OMFG!!!! YOU DID NOT!! AHHH!!!! I LOVE IT!!
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:iconmihawk-fan:
Mihawk-Fan Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol!
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Simati Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Since I still want to live... No, I won't do any of the actions on this list... But, you can ask him if ever thought to go to the beach sometimes, so that he could be a bit less white...
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woltail23 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012
funny but the worst idea to annoy a vampire they might just want to suck all the blood out of you though might be funny to annoy one see what would happen like "oh boy lets annoy a vampire then run away and see what happens"
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:iconwaitingforaro:
waitingforAro Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
....so disrespectful....
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:iconteenwitch69:
Teenwitch69 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Student Photographer
ahahahahahaahahahaha
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:icongothicmewmew16:
Gothicmewmew16 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha ha this is funny . Man this sound something i might to Aro
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TEAMARO Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
Tottally awsome. But Aro would so kill you at the first one of telling him isn't bubbly then when your just about dead he'd say I'm not bubbly now I was before you got here.
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Twilight-lover-1 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
lol lol lol lol lol i don't mind if u make fun of the Volturi from twilight saga i can care lease about them
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:iconsplashabelle:
Splashabelle Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010
OMG!!! Totally hilarious!!!
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:iconlovepooky:
lovepooky Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010
aro is definately the best character evuh. XD
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:iconkatelynn1597:
katelynn1597 Featured By Owner May 14, 2010
#6- that fangirl is probably me :XD:
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:iconprincesssiberia12321:
PrincessSiberia12321 Featured By Owner May 6, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Aro you want me *wink*
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AurielSong Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
wow!! i really must ry those some time, lord aro does drive me insane someitmes, i needed to get him back. Renata.
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:iconvalentino07:
valentino07 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOVE IT ! that is really creative !
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:iconleilauchiha:
leilauchiha Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
this is hilarious, i am on the floor choking on my laughter
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aqua12346 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2009
true true
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ariel44 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol "The power of christ compells you" lmao
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:iconarteylover:
ArteyLover Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Heeeeeheeeee!
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:iconriurio:
RiuRio Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2009
7, 8&10 made me pmsl.
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:icono0opartyeverydayo0o:
o0oPARTYEVERYDAYo0o Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
XD Number 6) I'm the fangirl :D
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Crazzi-Turdi Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
MUST DO #10!!!!!
me: ARO DEARIE!!!! DO YOU WANT ME???? X3

*dies of fangasm before he even sees me*
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MandaJ420 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2009   Interface Designer
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”


Now that was funny as hell!!!! Good job!!!
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:iconaquafizzy10:
aquafizzy10 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Love it !
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:iconechocave:
Echocave Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD im gonna go try this, -jumps into plane to Italy-
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:iconimmortalhuman:
ImmortalHuman Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
liking the whole mind messign thing! I'd do do that!
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:iconladyluck-with-time:
LadyLuck-with-Time Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
Aro: Very Funny.*heavy sarcasim*
Me: LOL But the way its Alice Hale and Rosalie Cullen.
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:iconsasorismom:
SasorisMom Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
Sulpicia: you brought it on yourslef honey.
Marcus: *starts cracking up*
Caius: I don't get it...
Athenodora: Duh!Pissy old people never get anything funny!
Me: Shut up I'm talking to the :iconladyluck-with-time:
*silence*
uhhhhh...thank you!XD
Jane: You guys suck!
Felix: At least we don't suck minkey balls!
Demetri: *drooling over how hot Felix's a** is*
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:iconladyluck-with-time:
LadyLuck-with-Time Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
Me: I agree with Sulpicia. Welcome.:D
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:iconsasorismom:
SasorisMom Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2009
me:=D
aro:...i hate the world...but I love it too!
me:...O_o
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:iconladyluck-with-time:
LadyLuck-with-Time Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2009
Me: Hate? Love? Hmmm... Its all the same to me.
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:iconsasorismom:
SasorisMom Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2009
he, he, he!jk
^_^
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aelleg Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's so funny! I like numbers 7 and 8. Lol.

~renesmee1carlie
_ _

Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

I am an Alice fan. :)
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ILuvCrackCouples Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2009
haha!funny!love it!
i saw ur sig. too...and can i ask you to do four stories for me?
caius and hidan plz?
aro and orochimaru?
bella and sasuke?
kimimaro and shizune?
thank you!i know it's crack couples!!!XD
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:iconsasorismom:
SasorisMom Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2009
...ok?
wee!
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:iconhighonpsi:
HighOnPsi Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2009
being half vampire myself, none of those would even bother me, except number 10 and that would just end badly for whomever attempts it
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:iconsasorismom:
SasorisMom Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2009
*tries to attempt it* but i'm not human...*stops*
i'm a werewolve!!!and NOT a shapeshifter!!!jk!XD
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HighOnPsi Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2009
lol believe whatever you want
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ZenaMegami Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2009
Dude I love #10 and I would probably be the fangirl stalking him in #6.
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:iconforbiddenobsession:
ForbiddenObsession Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2009
dude, i love your siggy.

*not that that has anything to do with this pic but...*
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:iconzenamegami:
ZenaMegami Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2009
Oh thankx! We all know it's true too the only one who might not possiablly die would be MArcus but he would probably kill himself with it afterwards.

~Don't worry bout it~
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ForbiddenObsession Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
XDDDD
very, very true =p
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:iconzenamegami:
ZenaMegami Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
I know! =P
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:iconforbiddenobsession:
ForbiddenObsession Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2009
=pp
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:iconsasorismom:
SasorisMom Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2009
yeah!:XD:
aro:i love number 10 too,wait your the fangirl!?*runs away*
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:iconzenamegami:
ZenaMegami Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2009
NOOOOOO! *Chases after Aro* Come back! Change me! I'd be useful to the volturi!
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:iconsasorismom:
SasorisMom Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2009
aro:in what sort of way?glomping me everyday?!
*stops running and turns around*
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:iconzenamegami:
ZenaMegami Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2009
I don't know. I'd do ANYTHING for the Volturi, mainly you but still. The Volturi desrves to rule to vampire world if not the whoel world mortals and werewolves included. So I'd be happy to help you however I could just change me and let me join.
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SasorisMom Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2009
aro:hmmmmm.fine!
*bites your neck*
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